Trapped in his Fortress of Attitude, our hero tries to make sense of the world around him.
Thursday, 9 September 2010
Lady Gaga's raw meat bikini
I'd just like to congratulate lady Gaga on her raw meat bikini - she's somehow managed to put me off both women and food simultaneously. All she has to do now is put me off life itself and she's done the impossible hat-trick.
I inflicted the novels "Danny Yates Must Die," "Mr Landen Has No Brain" and "Fatal Inheritance" on the world, as well as a bunch of short stories under a bunch of pseudonyms.
I also run the blog "Steve Does Comics."
My latest novel - "Keep Those Things Away From Me" - is out now on Amazon Kindle.
2 comments:
Reminds me of an old Undertones Greatest Hits album called All Wrapped Up - another tasteful cover!
Anyway, Steve, who are you kidding? Meat bikini or not, you still would, wouldn't you? Or is that just me?
I think it's probably just you. Still, looking on the bright side, at least it means you won't have any competition.
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